Monday, April 8, 2013

I kid you not. Anyone need a job? I am in the market to scare the bravery out of penn. I need an unmarked van. 2 strangers- preferably stinky ones, and a black robbers mask. If penn does not stop running off at he store; I think I just might resort to some drastic measures! Las time it was
Code yellow
He is wearing a Ben 10 costume
And his name is penn
His name is wha...
Ugh just find the boy! 

1 comment:

Jenna said...

You poor thing!! I had a similar life when Carter was that age. It was a nightmare! I bought a kid leash for $5 and he had to wear it or else. Carter did $20k worth of damage in about a month when he was 4. There is a light at the end of the tunnel. Now he builds life size helicopters and play houses. I gave him a hammer, nails and wood along with recyclables and junk. I have a 7 year old who can sew by hand and by machine, crochet and cook several meals including baking gluten-free bread from scratch. I HAVE to keep him focused on something at all times or else the destruction returns.