Isaac's one liners & thoughts

My son who is 4 repeats these one liners just about every day...funny things he's said (I just want to be able to remember them)

Hygiene & Cleanliness:

I don't need a shower, I'll just wipe my own bum ....see i'm clean!

No, I can do it- I like this shirt, no one needs to help me. Mom, it matches for boys.

Eating Habits:

But i'm not hungry

I just want to eat long crackers. (talking about sun chips which we rarely have in the house).

I don't want real food, I just want fruit snacks... do we have fruit snacks?

Friends & Play:

Can I have a friend come over...I don't want to play with you- your a mom and i'm a kid, I just like people that are 4 years old.

Can I put water in the sandbox?

Can you get your swimming suit on and play with me in the sandbox?

Can you put Penn in his room- he keeps wrecking my tracks!

Every once in a while: I want to live at Maryans house- can I go to Maryans house? Last week he packed his little green suitcase with only underwear & socks and announced that he is moving out and that Bryan and I could come visit anytime we wanted. We asked him where he was going to move and he said "aunt Jackie becuase she has corn dogs and thomas the train tracks at her house." - we agreed he has a point and next time we go to sams we'll pick up a pack of corn dogs!

Anger Management:

"Mom, that is making me so ticked out"

If no one helps me clean up these toys, then i'm not going to do anything else, cept hide under my bed.

About Dad:

Lately Isaac has been calling Dad Mr. Smith

Mr. Smith is home! You got home from work- that makes me so happy! Can we play Jail!?

I want to do a work out with dad when he gets home from work, okay?

My dad is big and strong, but I can still race him in an ostickle course.

I wish dad didn't work at the big building - he should just stay home and play lincoln logs with me!

Tricks:

Look at this, mom I can do super cool flips! Watch this jump!

Can I take the couch cushions off and show Penn all my big boy tricks? He likes those!

I'm bigger than Penn, but Penn is too heavy for big boys. (Penn is about 26 pounds)

About Mom:

You look really beautiful, you look like Noahs mommy * a few times a week

"mom, I love you-your my best girl"

Did you clean this up all by yourself? Good job mom! You are a goooood helper!

For Mothers day he filled out a paper that said:

My moms name is: Mom

My mom likes to drink: Protein shakes

My mom likes to eat: Salads

When i'm at school my mom: Just watches T.V

I love my mom because: She cleans the house and is a good girl all the time.

If I ask him help me with something- he says, its okay mom, you can do it all by yourself, your a big girl.

If I ever leave him home with Bryan- are you going to a baby shower?

Questions:

These are questions I asked Isaac lately:

What are you going to be when you grow up?

I: I'm going to be a teenager

What do teenagers do?

I: They eat teenager candy

Are you going to have a family when you grow up?

I: I am going to be the dad and boss everyone around and have 5 boys (showing me on his hand 5 fingers)

What are you going to do for work when you grow up?

I am going to be a doctor, then a cowboy, then an astronaut.

Are you going to be an doctor in space?

No, i'm going to be a doctor in real life and then wear a cowboy hat and go to the space museum with my doctor kit. If someones sick then i'm going to say... HEY, YOU NEED TO EAT THESE FRUIT SNACK MEDICINE- OR ELSE YOU"LL DIE!