Hey Penn, 

You are wearing out your welcome, boy. 

This is a short list of things Penn has broken

Microwave- by swinging off the handle

Couch- coloring it with permanent ink & peeing on it- on more than one occasion.

New flatscreen t.v- throwing a chair leg at it- on accident, of course.

New table, by scratching it with a pocket knife. Taking off the legs and chairs apart

Lamp- taking out the light bulb and cutting the cord to it. He wanted to see "what it was made out of."

I think that list is enough for today... soak it all in.... i'm never going to have any more BOYS. EVER. THEY RUIN EVERYTHING. I'm not proud of this, but somedays, I want to call up my relief society president and say... umm do you know of a family that would really LOVE a cute, dimpled boy? Because we are considering....

Its gotten bad. The feelings I have for him are not good. They are not constant, but I WILL SAY- THEY get COMPOUNDED each time he does something atrocious. 

Bryan reminded me, as I was crying - and if you know me, I DO NOT CRY. EVER. That one day we will be so grateful for ALL of our children and that we will have a home that has nice things in it, that no one has wizzed on or ruined. 

So, I am holding on to HOPE that he is right- and if their children ever break anything of value, I am BILLING their SWEET LITTLE CINNAMON BUNS! NO JOKE!

p.s to be fair, I owe my parents about 10,000

for what? 

New carpet in the basement that I burned a hole in.

A new side door, frame and lock, which I busted in with a sledgehammer

and for 2,000 dollars they gave me during my college years.

and I'm sure countless other things. So, Technically, i'm getting my come upance. Curses!