Watch Your Step

Okay, a couple of days ago, our neighbor needed a me to jump his truck- It didn't work so I told him he could use our van and just bring it back when work was over. So a few hours go by, and he comes to return the van. He bing bongs the doorbell and to both of our suprise there is a HUGE TURD on our doorstep. He then says to me ( in his very southern accent) "looks like your dog just pooped on your front porch."

I looked at it, and then looked at owen. Um, I highly doubt it, after all it is common knowledge that Owen is a perfectly trained, sophisticated & domesticated specimen. Besides, the poop is HUGE. Just then Penn runs up to the door in just his underwear and proudly exclaims "YOU FOUND IT! HE HE HEEEE" He was so proud of himself for playing a big joke on us. We both just laughed, and I had Penn clean it up with a paper towel. I was SOO EMBARRASED! Who poops on their own front porch? Penn Smith, the untrained, unsophisticated, non-domesticated middle child-thats Who.