A few Funny Things...

The other day I was folding laundry and Isaac was helping me when he said "mom, you sure have quite the collection of shiny underwear."

Last week I was talking to Bryan on the phone when Penn yelled at me  " No mommy,don't talk to daddy, YOU MY WIFE!

Yesterday Penn was hiding behind the door, stark naked, so I asked him if he needed to go potty. He said yes, so I took him and sat him on the potty, he did his business and then I wiped him down and he got in the shower. After a few minutes, I noticed that it still smelled funky in our bathroom. So I got Penn out of the shower wrapped him in the towel and closed the door. I notice a huge poop behind the door. I said, "Oh Penn, this is naughty, if you need to go poo poo, just go in the toilet okay?" Then he said "Oh mommy, thats not a BIG POOP, ITS A CARROT." 

The other day Penn was in the playroom with Luke and I could hear Luke fussing a little bit, so I went in there and Penn was spraying Lysol down Lukes diaper and saying "oh Yuki, you a stinky boy:) I promptly put Luke in the bath to soak so the Lysol wouldn't give him a rash.

This morning (its Tuesday) I said Penn, today  we get to go to the Library and  go to  story time. He said "Mom, you gotta hear dis, I NON'T WIKE DA WIBARY! NO, I NON'T."

Isaac came home from School yesterday and said" Mrs. Strahl needs a classroom manager. Those kids sure do not like to follow the rules sometimes."

A few nights ago, I had given Luke a soapy bath, put baby lotion on him and put his warm jammies on. Then he was nowhere to be seen. This is where I found him. Have you ever changed a baby out of soaking wet footie pajamas before?