If your 4.5 your going to be funny. Its a fact.

Isaac has said some pretty hilarious things lately. I thought i'd record them for the memory, of course:

"mom, you and me don't like the same things- I like my room to be a big mess, and you like your house to be clean. I can live in my space and you can live in YOUR space. So-no touching anything in MY SPACE!"(I don't have a perfectly clean house, by the way.)

"lots of things are brown- like friends, friends can be brown."

"Dad likes to work out, I like to work out too, but i'm good at jumping off couches, and I've NEVER seen DAD do that, right?!"

"If i'm good for a whole long time, Santa's coming to my house FIRST."

" Dear Heavenly Father, please bless that no one will think Grandpa Penn is a pirate - he has an eypatch."

"if you say a naughty word, you are going to wash my mouth out with bad boy soap."

"MOM! Joseph SMITH was my UNCLE or something- me & him ARE IN THE SAME FAMILY- because I am a SMITH."

"I think I'm going to say my name is ISAAC BRYAN MORMON SMITH at school so everybody knows that i'm a Mormon BOY!" (This was really interesting to me, I wonder why he thought of that).

"I like to eat protien, is this chicken protien?"

"If I'm at school and I don't want to cut it out, I tell Mrs. Knapp that i'm just allergic to doing that."