Tuesday, March 10, 2009

silly dreams... of course

okay so I usually have silly dreams when I am pregnant and when I was pregnant with Isaac I had a dream that when I delivered Isaac that he was a chihuahua and the nurses dressed him in a little pink clothes with a bonnet to disguise his ears. Well, when I saw him I was totally mortified and I was reluctant to show anyone- but my family insisted and when my mother in law saw him, she said- oh, he looks like your side of the family- and I remember not wanting to show anyone that I had in all actuality delivered a healthy baby puppy. His clothes were pink chekered and matched his bonnet. Strange- and definitely memorable.

Then I had this dream last night:

I dreamed that I was at our 10 year high school reunion and everyone was asking me where my family was. Jeff Linguall was there- he was unmarried- but obviously a rich professor at BYU (in my dream.) And he was like, you know if you are not married, neither am I and we should get married- for the sake of not being pathetic...I then told him I AM MARRRIED don't you KNOW I'm married to BARACK OBAMA- HE IS AFTER ALL THE PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES OF TEXAS- AND WE EAT AL OT OF BA RAKO LI and we are not living together since I am STILL A REPUBLICAN- then I got into an elevator and left the party- and I woke up.

What a weird dream! I know you guys have weird pregnancy dreams, but this one was too funny since Jeff Linguall was in it! Jeff was one of the valedictorians at Pine View High School- and he happened to get a perfect score on the ACT! For all I know, he probably IS a rich Professor at BYU! Too funny!

6 comments:

Bryan said...

If I was married to Obama in my dreams, I would try and sign as many endorsment deals as I could, perhaps on top of all of the cash I would be making, I could score some free sports equipment or something, and then sell it on ebay... actually, I usually just dream about my first love... spreadsheets, please MJ, don't be jealous, it is a platonic thing, maybe we could work out an arrangement... does anyone know a good lawyer?

Katie said...

Hahaha, those are quite the dreams. I love random pregnancy dreams, they sure get entertaining!

Kelly said...

you are too funny!

Terri said...

Hey, I love spreadsheets too, awseome!
Thanks for sharing your dream, your head is truly a fun place to be. Oh, here's a dream for you... When I was prego with Jason I had a dream that I went to labor at work and the IT department was going to deliver the baby in the cafeteria at work, they all came it in hasmat suits to do it, I was so worried because you couldn't trust the IT guys for anything, let alone delivering a baby! Needless to say it was a nightmare and I woke up :)

5 Walls and Counting said...

How are you witty even in your dreams? Half the time I can't keep up with all your comments coming out a 1,000 miles an hour. Then when you and Bryan are together I pretty much give up trying to keep up. In other words I'm quite impressed with the Ba-rak-o-lee addition to your dream. . . "I have a dream that one day I will be as witty as M.J. I have a dream."

Janey said...

Aaahahhahaaa! Both those dreams are hilarious. I always have dreams with a bunch of people from high school. So very random! That is funny that you and Barack didn't live together since you were still a Republican. Way to stay strong!